Sexless and the City

Single Man at Bar: "Hi, how you doing?"

Single Woman at Bar: "Good."

Single Man at Bar:  "Can I buy you a drink?"

Single Woman at Bar: "Sure"

Single Man at Bar: "You here by yourself?"

Single Woman at Bar: "No.  I am here with my girlfriends."

Single Man at Bar: "You are? Where are they?"

Single Woman at Bar: "They are outside waiting in line.  This place is over capacity.  They couldn't let all my single girlfriends in."

Single Man at Bar: "Really? Well, I would love to buy you and your girlfriend a drink or two. How many single girlfriends are here with you? Two? Three?"

Single Woman at Bar: "hmm....about 67 maybe."

Single Man at Bar: "Bartender! Check Please!"